I have not posted for a while, but there have been reasons for it - I have been working on my novel "Peace in World." Yes, 5 months of hard work. I even quit my new job (I cleaned toilets at the Town Hall) to concentrate on this book completely and worked on it at least 8-9 hours every day. What is this book (an obvious work of a genius) about? It is a brilliant story about how a Canadian man uses his brilliant mind to show the world how to achieve total world peace. Today I finished it and I am going to send it to a publisher soon (who no doubt will be thrilled). The book is 12 pages long and in very fine detail is explained how complete world peace can be achieved. This book will win me the Nobel Peace Prize and make me a richer man than Bill Gates (who I believe, will name the next Windows operating system in my honour as "Windows John").
You know how some people are insanely jealous of other people? Roland McDump is one of those people. Remember when I last talked about how I had sent my last book to a publisher. Well, I sent it four times, but not once did I get a reply. I now know the reason, I am sure that happened. Roland McFly hacked into their system and deleted my mails, so they could not see my superb and epic writing! He truly is a scumbag of the highest order. He will stand back at nothing to hurt me. Jealous loser.
I am a bit late with my mortgage payments, so I have to run to the bank later on. I devised this brilliant plan on how to get rich quickly, before the inevitable millions from my books will start rolling in. I will get a second loan, put it in the bank to gather interest and then pay the mortgage with the interest I am getting from my money! Brilliant plan and dare I say, it is just another proof that Roland Mcfly is my intellectual inferior. He could never come up with such a plan, because his mind is not as sharp as a knife, whereas mine is. I am cunning, I am clever, in short, I am a genius.
I actually have another great plan as well. That involves taking some personal belongings I have to the pawnshop, getting money from there, putting it in the bank to gather interest, then buying back the things from the pawnshop and being much richer due to the interest! I have to say that plan is even more brilliant than my other plans. I am sure my wife will be very excited when I tell her that. Lately she has been going out with this black gentleman who happens to be a Ferrari fan a lot, she says that they have business to discuss, I am sure it is about my birthday that I soon will have and she is planning to throw a big party for me.
Another great piece of news is that I am planning to run for Prime Minister of Canada in the next elections, soon I will publish my ideas on how to achieve a better world for everyone right here, on this blog. After that it will be Oprah, CNN, BBC. How are you going to stop me now, McDump, huh?
Round 1 for the good guys, round 1 for Harvey John
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Friday, April 30, 2010
Long time no see!!!
Hello, my millions of fans! I know you have been missing my humour, so to make you all laugh until you cry I will write some comedy now. Enjoy, everyone does!
Breakfast
By Harvey R. John
Houses are nice
arent they?
but drinking tea
is better!!!
I am sure my millions of readers are wondering why this amazing piece of comedy was so short, but I will tell you - it is because I am keeping my material for a new book I am about to release.
Yes, I will release a book to satisfy the legions of fans I have. There is no reason to keep it a secret what the book is called. Yes, I will reveal the name now. It will be called... Fourth Force of Evil.
Yes, thats how it is called. It will mainly consist of my many wonderfully funny comedy shorts. I see no reason why this book will not win me a nobel prize in literature ( I intend to win the Nobel peace prize with my next book - Peace in World). But yes, I expect millions will buy this book and it will in no time be in more homes than the bible is. I have sent the transcript to a publisher and I am expecting a contract worth maybe 600 millions dollars, possibly more (I am worth more and so is the book). I am so sure of the success of my book I quit my job at McDonalds yesterday and ordered for a new Maybach.
Now there have been vicious rumours about me by the person who hates me the most - Roland McFly. McFly with his maximum of two friends have been sending abuse reports about me and complaining about me everywhere, saying I am somehow related to the site http://threeforcesofevil.blogspot.com/
This is a vicious lie, I have nothing to do with that site and I believe roland mcfly is behind that unfunny site. That site is a pathetic attempt at degrading me and trying to ruin my reputation with amazingly unfunny attempts at comedy. Just look at how unfunny it is. Why is this nonsense tolerated? Why hasnt that site been closed down already? I will report it for abuse at once and I will not stop before that site has been closed down forever.
Why does this man keep stalking me with his two friends? For years he has been abusing me simply because I am a funnier man than he is and I dared to stand up to his violent tendencies (I was the only one). Will he never stop? Thankfully I am a bigger man than he is and I am above such petty hate, eventhough it is obvious McFly is a cockroach and a felon.
When I release my book and make hundreds of billions of dollars, McFly will still be sitting at his computer and wondering why his life is a failure, while I am the funniest man alive, in addition to being the best selling author of all times. Then who will be laughing? My millions of fans, I tell you.
Breakfast
By Harvey R. John
Houses are nice
arent they?
but drinking tea
is better!!!
I am sure my millions of readers are wondering why this amazing piece of comedy was so short, but I will tell you - it is because I am keeping my material for a new book I am about to release.
Yes, I will release a book to satisfy the legions of fans I have. There is no reason to keep it a secret what the book is called. Yes, I will reveal the name now. It will be called... Fourth Force of Evil.
Yes, thats how it is called. It will mainly consist of my many wonderfully funny comedy shorts. I see no reason why this book will not win me a nobel prize in literature ( I intend to win the Nobel peace prize with my next book - Peace in World). But yes, I expect millions will buy this book and it will in no time be in more homes than the bible is. I have sent the transcript to a publisher and I am expecting a contract worth maybe 600 millions dollars, possibly more (I am worth more and so is the book). I am so sure of the success of my book I quit my job at McDonalds yesterday and ordered for a new Maybach.
Now there have been vicious rumours about me by the person who hates me the most - Roland McFly. McFly with his maximum of two friends have been sending abuse reports about me and complaining about me everywhere, saying I am somehow related to the site http://threeforcesofevil.blogspot.com/
This is a vicious lie, I have nothing to do with that site and I believe roland mcfly is behind that unfunny site. That site is a pathetic attempt at degrading me and trying to ruin my reputation with amazingly unfunny attempts at comedy. Just look at how unfunny it is. Why is this nonsense tolerated? Why hasnt that site been closed down already? I will report it for abuse at once and I will not stop before that site has been closed down forever.
Why does this man keep stalking me with his two friends? For years he has been abusing me simply because I am a funnier man than he is and I dared to stand up to his violent tendencies (I was the only one). Will he never stop? Thankfully I am a bigger man than he is and I am above such petty hate, eventhough it is obvious McFly is a cockroach and a felon.
When I release my book and make hundreds of billions of dollars, McFly will still be sitting at his computer and wondering why his life is a failure, while I am the funniest man alive, in addition to being the best selling author of all times. Then who will be laughing? My millions of fans, I tell you.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
back again fans!
I last communicated on this mighty popular blog almost a year ago, but dont worry fans, I had a good reason for not posting anything for such a period of time. Remember Buba Obongo? Well, after that idiot dirtbag Roland "I make up stories about ill relatives to gain sympathy and I am obsessed with Harvey John" McFly obviously made up lies about me to him, I had to fly to Nigeria to meet him in person and set things straight. But obviously McFly was more obsessed with me than I thought, he had even talked to people in Nigeria and hired people to kidnap me. So when I was met with 2 black gentlemen with the sign "Harvey John" at the airport, I obviously went to talk to them , but it turned out they were the hired guns of McFly. They kidnapped me and tied me up. Of course, the real Buba Obongo was probably hurt by McFly, possibly even killed (He hates me so much that he is willing to kill people to stop me from enjoying good luck) and could not meet me at the airport.
So yes, they tied me up. They refused to admit that McFly hired them, but I know that to be true. When I confronted them about it and asked them how much is McFly paying them, they were obviously prepared for it as they looked completely confused about what I said. So it is clear they were waiting for such a question. Jesus how I hate that McFly guy and his pathetic maximum 2 friends.
They demanded my wife pay them 500 $ for my release. But she did not have such cash and every one of my many friends (I reckon I have hundreds, if not thousands of friends) were in cash crisis and they could not come up with such money in the 4 months that I was a prisoner. I know they tried hard to come up with such money, because everyone respects me highly. But then my luck changed and they released me. And I know why. There is no reason to hide it. See, every day I was there I wrote some comedy and read it to my kidnappers. And after 4 months they could not put up with the guilt anymore. They understood that they are holding as a prisoner the greatest comedic talent of all times (my natural shyness and modesty doesnt allow me to state that fact often) and they decided to release me. The world needs my comedy at this hard time. They knew it, I know it, McFly knows it, everyone knows it.
So they released me after 4 months. They claimed it was due to the fact my wife could not come up with the money, but I know it to be a lie. It was due to my comedy talents.
But that was not the end of my adventure, but I will tell you about what happened then in due course. At the moment I just want to rest a bit, because big things are in store for Harvey John. Yep, big things. Something McFly will never achieve.
And now, to end things on a more positive note, some great comedy for you, millions of readers.
Months
By Harvey R.John.
January is followed by February
March is followed by April
May is followed by June
July is followed by August
September is followed by October
November is followed by December!!!
So yes, they tied me up. They refused to admit that McFly hired them, but I know that to be true. When I confronted them about it and asked them how much is McFly paying them, they were obviously prepared for it as they looked completely confused about what I said. So it is clear they were waiting for such a question. Jesus how I hate that McFly guy and his pathetic maximum 2 friends.
They demanded my wife pay them 500 $ for my release. But she did not have such cash and every one of my many friends (I reckon I have hundreds, if not thousands of friends) were in cash crisis and they could not come up with such money in the 4 months that I was a prisoner. I know they tried hard to come up with such money, because everyone respects me highly. But then my luck changed and they released me. And I know why. There is no reason to hide it. See, every day I was there I wrote some comedy and read it to my kidnappers. And after 4 months they could not put up with the guilt anymore. They understood that they are holding as a prisoner the greatest comedic talent of all times (my natural shyness and modesty doesnt allow me to state that fact often) and they decided to release me. The world needs my comedy at this hard time. They knew it, I know it, McFly knows it, everyone knows it.
So they released me after 4 months. They claimed it was due to the fact my wife could not come up with the money, but I know it to be a lie. It was due to my comedy talents.
But that was not the end of my adventure, but I will tell you about what happened then in due course. At the moment I just want to rest a bit, because big things are in store for Harvey John. Yep, big things. Something McFly will never achieve.
And now, to end things on a more positive note, some great comedy for you, millions of readers.
Months
By Harvey R.John.
January is followed by February
March is followed by April
May is followed by June
July is followed by August
September is followed by October
November is followed by December!!!
Monday, December 15, 2008
I will be honest with you - the last week has not been very good for me and it is all the fault of Roland McFly. I will explain. I have still not recieved a reply from mr.Buba Obongo. I am 100% sure that he would love to transfer his millions to me, but because Roland McFly has been spreading lies again with his maximum of two loser buddies, he got scared for the moment. I knew that this mcfly guy was obsessed with me and prepared to do a lot to ruin my life, but this is more than I expected even from an obvious low-life loser like mcfly. But I am not giving up and I will fight for what is rightfully mine.
First thing tomorrow morning, I will go to court and ask for restraining order on Roland McFly and also sue him for 20 000 000 $ in damages. One of my buddies, who also thinks I am the funniest man alive, says that I have an open and shut winning case on my hand.
Secondly, I will go to Nigeria and try to personally talk to mr.Buba Obongo. I have no doubt we will clear up this mess and soon I will be very rich and writing/directing my own comedy show at broadway making millions and millions of dollars, whilst also designing new board games at the side.
Meanwhile, my wife has forced me to sleep in the doghouse for the last 2 days.
I needed cheering up, so I wrote some comedy to entertain the millions of readers of my blog and myself.
Forward everyone,
Ultra-smart people
Cars and also
Keyholes.
Youth-movement
Oh my god
Unhappy I am not.
Happy thoughts
And
Reindeers are
Very nice.
I have to stop now, because this is making me laugh very hard and I am beginning to think that my friends are right after all and I indeed am the funniest man alive.
First thing tomorrow morning, I will go to court and ask for restraining order on Roland McFly and also sue him for 20 000 000 $ in damages. One of my buddies, who also thinks I am the funniest man alive, says that I have an open and shut winning case on my hand.
Secondly, I will go to Nigeria and try to personally talk to mr.Buba Obongo. I have no doubt we will clear up this mess and soon I will be very rich and writing/directing my own comedy show at broadway making millions and millions of dollars, whilst also designing new board games at the side.
Meanwhile, my wife has forced me to sleep in the doghouse for the last 2 days.
I needed cheering up, so I wrote some comedy to entertain the millions of readers of my blog and myself.
Forward everyone,
Ultra-smart people
Cars and also
Keyholes.
Youth-movement
Oh my god
Unhappy I am not.
Happy thoughts
And
Reindeers are
Very nice.
I have to stop now, because this is making me laugh very hard and I am beginning to think that my friends are right after all and I indeed am the funniest man alive.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Still waiting for the millions from Mr.Obongo
But he promised I will be getting them the moment I make another transfer of 2500$ to his bank account. I did not hesitate for a moment, this is a great opportunity and in the week I have known him through email talking, I have learnt to completely trust him.
So whilst I am getting closer and closer to getting millions of dollars in my bank account, I decided to write some brilliant comedy.
Magic drinking
By Harvey R. John
Short stories
that I write for living
often amuse everyone.
Be happy and
keep drinking champagne
It might turn into tea!!!
So whilst I am getting closer and closer to getting millions of dollars in my bank account, I decided to write some brilliant comedy.
Magic drinking
By Harvey R. John
Short stories
that I write for living
often amuse everyone.
Be happy and
keep drinking champagne
It might turn into tea!!!
hahaha I am RICH!!!
Despite the fact that I have been blessed with good looks, high intelligence and great sense of humour, life has not always been good to me. People have been very jealous of my sense of humour and looks (roland Mcfly the loser for one). But finally luck has changed!!!
Some days ago I received an e-mail from a certain gentleman called Buba Obongo, who lives in Nigeria. He wants me to help manage his funds in Canada and there would be a really high amount of money in it for me, we are talking about millions of dollars in my pocket.
Who is the idiot now? Who has no sense of humour? Take that Mcfly you bitter loser. I will soon be writing comedy books and directing my own movies at cayman islands and making even more, and no jealous loser can hold me back anymore. How does it feel loser? That Mcfly man is unbelieveably bitter towards me.
Mr.Obongo only wants a 7500 dollar deposit to prove that I can be trusted and then it will be a done deal. Millionaire Harvey John. Sounds great, doesn`t it? I always thought it would be comedy writing that would make me a millionaire, now it seems that will instead make me a billionaire!
I have taken the money from the mutual bank account of my wife and I, but I have not told her anything yet as I want to surprise her.
Because soon I will be very rich, I have already ordered a new Maybach.
I am about to make the deposit.
The Future is looking very bright for Harvey John.
Some days ago I received an e-mail from a certain gentleman called Buba Obongo, who lives in Nigeria. He wants me to help manage his funds in Canada and there would be a really high amount of money in it for me, we are talking about millions of dollars in my pocket.
Who is the idiot now? Who has no sense of humour? Take that Mcfly you bitter loser. I will soon be writing comedy books and directing my own movies at cayman islands and making even more, and no jealous loser can hold me back anymore. How does it feel loser? That Mcfly man is unbelieveably bitter towards me.
Mr.Obongo only wants a 7500 dollar deposit to prove that I can be trusted and then it will be a done deal. Millionaire Harvey John. Sounds great, doesn`t it? I always thought it would be comedy writing that would make me a millionaire, now it seems that will instead make me a billionaire!
I have taken the money from the mutual bank account of my wife and I, but I have not told her anything yet as I want to surprise her.
Because soon I will be very rich, I have already ordered a new Maybach.
I am about to make the deposit.
The Future is looking very bright for Harvey John.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
It`s been two weeks
And no news from the toilet usher position at the comedy club. Was my sense of humour too much for the club people to take, were they afraid for their own careers?
Or is there something else behind it. I wouldn`t be surprised if Roland McFly has been spreading rumours again with his maximum of 2 cronies. I cannot understand this mans paranoia and hatred of me, why does he do this? I am pretty sure he has been making up stories again about an ill family member to get some sympathy. How much will his story change this time? From his ill dog Jeremiah to his uncle Ray-Ray who needed help fitting tyres? Loser. He is obsessed, totally obsessed with me. Does he really have nothing better to do than chase me for months, trying to discredit me in front of my thousands of fans? It won`t work, loser, everyone can see through you and your maximum of two buddies.
Or is there something else behind it. I wouldn`t be surprised if Roland McFly has been spreading rumours again with his maximum of 2 cronies. I cannot understand this mans paranoia and hatred of me, why does he do this? I am pretty sure he has been making up stories again about an ill family member to get some sympathy. How much will his story change this time? From his ill dog Jeremiah to his uncle Ray-Ray who needed help fitting tyres? Loser. He is obsessed, totally obsessed with me. Does he really have nothing better to do than chase me for months, trying to discredit me in front of my thousands of fans? It won`t work, loser, everyone can see through you and your maximum of two buddies.
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