I will be honest with you - the last week has not been very good for me and it is all the fault of Roland McFly. I will explain. I have still not recieved a reply from mr.Buba Obongo. I am 100% sure that he would love to transfer his millions to me, but because Roland McFly has been spreading lies again with his maximum of two loser buddies, he got scared for the moment. I knew that this mcfly guy was obsessed with me and prepared to do a lot to ruin my life, but this is more than I expected even from an obvious low-life loser like mcfly. But I am not giving up and I will fight for what is rightfully mine.
First thing tomorrow morning, I will go to court and ask for restraining order on Roland McFly and also sue him for 20 000 000 $ in damages. One of my buddies, who also thinks I am the funniest man alive, says that I have an open and shut winning case on my hand.

Secondly, I will go to Nigeria and try to personally talk to mr.Buba Obongo. I have no doubt we will clear up this mess and soon I will be very rich and writing/directing my own comedy show at broadway making millions and millions of dollars, whilst also designing new board games at the side.

Meanwhile, my wife has forced me to sleep in the doghouse for the last 2 days.


I needed cheering up, so I wrote some comedy to entertain the millions of readers of my blog and myself.

Forward everyone,
Ultra-smart people
Cars and also
Keyholes.

Youth-movement
Oh my god
Unhappy I am not.

Happy thoughts
And
Reindeers are
Very nice.

I have to stop now, because this is making me laugh very hard and I am beginning to think that my friends are right after all and I indeed am the funniest man alive.

Still waiting for the millions from Mr.Obongo

But he promised I will be getting them the moment I make another transfer of 2500$ to his bank account. I did not hesitate for a moment, this is a great opportunity and in the week I have known him through email talking, I have learnt to completely trust him.

So whilst I am getting closer and closer to getting millions of dollars in my bank account, I decided to write some brilliant comedy.

Magic drinking
By Harvey R. John

Short stories
that I write for living
often amuse everyone.
Be happy and
keep drinking champagne
It might turn into tea!!!

hahaha I am RICH!!!

Despite the fact that I have been blessed with good looks, high intelligence and great sense of humour, life has not always been good to me. People have been very jealous of my sense of humour and looks (roland Mcfly the loser for one). But finally luck has changed!!!
Some days ago I received an e-mail from a certain gentleman called Buba Obongo, who lives in Nigeria. He wants me to help manage his funds in Canada and there would be a really high amount of money in it for me, we are talking about millions of dollars in my pocket.
Who is the idiot now? Who has no sense of humour? Take that Mcfly you bitter loser. I will soon be writing comedy books and directing my own movies at cayman islands and making even more, and no jealous loser can hold me back anymore. How does it feel loser? That Mcfly man is unbelieveably bitter towards me.

Mr.Obongo only wants a 7500 dollar deposit to prove that I can be trusted and then it will be a done deal. Millionaire Harvey John. Sounds great, doesn`t it? I always thought it would be comedy writing that would make me a millionaire, now it seems that will instead make me a billionaire!
I have taken the money from the mutual bank account of my wife and I, but I have not told her anything yet as I want to surprise her.
Because soon I will be very rich, I have already ordered a new Maybach.

I am about to make the deposit.

The Future is looking very bright for Harvey John.

It`s been two weeks

And no news from the toilet usher position at the comedy club. Was my sense of humour too much for the club people to take, were they afraid for their own careers?
Or is there something else behind it. I wouldn`t be surprised if Roland McFly has been spreading rumours again with his maximum of 2 cronies. I cannot understand this mans paranoia and hatred of me, why does he do this? I am pretty sure he has been making up stories again about an ill family member to get some sympathy. How much will his story change this time? From his ill dog Jeremiah to his uncle Ray-Ray who needed help fitting tyres? Loser. He is obsessed, totally obsessed with me. Does he really have nothing better to do than chase me for months, trying to discredit me in front of my thousands of fans? It won`t work, loser, everyone can see through you and your maximum of two buddies.

JOB INTERVIEW!!!

My life long dream has been to be a comedian. Naturally, I consider myself as above-excellent when it comes to sense of humour and my friends keep telling me they think I am the funniest man alive. Naturally, I am a very modest man and would never think of myself as the funniest man in the world. Top 10 - of course, top 6 - naturally, top 3 - absolutely. But not the funniest. Not till Billy Connolly lives. Anyway, so this job interview - I was applying for toilet usher position at this comedy club place, to get my foot in so to say. I know there is a lot of jealousy towards me, people are trying to hold a superior talent back. Especially this Roland McFly guy, he is really a jerk with no talent who hates me so much, because he is a failed writer with no talent, but everyone laughs at my thoughtprovoking humour, so he bashes and spreads hate about me with his maximum of 2 friends all the time. LOSER. Got distracted again heh, it is good that I am above hating other people, even if they are losers like Roland McFly.
So, I was at the job interview and naturally, I was being very funny, but I left my secret weapon for the last moments. We mentioned weather and the recent snow and I told him: "As I was driving here tonight, the snow flakes tried to catch me out, but I was awake to their sneaky games."
He looked at me with a very weird face, I think it was because he was trying to hold back his laughter, so funny was my joke to him obviously.

He told me after the interview that I shouldn`t bother waiting there for other people to finish the interviews, I think it can only mean that I have secured the job and soon will be making millions performing at Madison Square Garden with my own comedy routine.
The Future looks bright for ol` Harvey.

Got fired from work again

haha so I recently got a position at this school cleaning toilets and stuff like that, its quite a high place, so I was happy and really bringing in the dough, even the wife was happy and let me sleep on the couch again. But yesterday I had a drink or two {hahah actually I just stole 3 6-packs from the supermarket and drank them before going to work}, but the idiots at work had the audacity to fire me! Apparently its 12 strikes and you are out, but hey, it was a fun two weeks there.
Now I need to figure out which direction I`m taking my career , but leaving such a high end job can only mean any future job will not stimulate me intellectually enough.

Here is a video some one sent me, any of you thousands of readers figure out what it means, cause I can`t, but I am very intelligent.
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=fr&code=42e8b95c16d36d14a366d5839f2706fc

Now for some original, thought-provoking, humour.

Home is where I am
And it is good
Running to home
Very nice
Ice gel
Silky
And threeforcesofevil
Forcing me
And stuff
Global Stuff
Global Stuff again
On my shoulders
Too funny it is

Evidence shows
And it does
That things are good
Shows evidence
Hamilton will win
It is obvious
To everyone

Hello thousands of readers!!!!!!

It is I, Harvey R. John, here.


Stay tuned for original humour in the coming weeks.

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