JOB INTERVIEW!!!

My life long dream has been to be a comedian. Naturally, I consider myself as above-excellent when it comes to sense of humour and my friends keep telling me they think I am the funniest man alive. Naturally, I am a very modest man and would never think of myself as the funniest man in the world. Top 10 - of course, top 6 - naturally, top 3 - absolutely. But not the funniest. Not till Billy Connolly lives. Anyway, so this job interview - I was applying for toilet usher position at this comedy club place, to get my foot in so to say. I know there is a lot of jealousy towards me, people are trying to hold a superior talent back. Especially this Roland McFly guy, he is really a jerk with no talent who hates me so much, because he is a failed writer with no talent, but everyone laughs at my thoughtprovoking humour, so he bashes and spreads hate about me with his maximum of 2 friends all the time. LOSER. Got distracted again heh, it is good that I am above hating other people, even if they are losers like Roland McFly.
So, I was at the job interview and naturally, I was being very funny, but I left my secret weapon for the last moments. We mentioned weather and the recent snow and I told him: "As I was driving here tonight, the snow flakes tried to catch me out, but I was awake to their sneaky games."
He looked at me with a very weird face, I think it was because he was trying to hold back his laughter, so funny was my joke to him obviously.

He told me after the interview that I shouldn`t bother waiting there for other people to finish the interviews, I think it can only mean that I have secured the job and soon will be making millions performing at Madison Square Garden with my own comedy routine.
The Future looks bright for ol` Harvey.