Now for some original, thought-provoking, humour.

Home is where I am
And it is good
Running to home
Very nice
Ice gel
Silky
And threeforcesofevil
Forcing me
And stuff
Global Stuff
Global Stuff again
On my shoulders
Too funny it is

Evidence shows
And it does
That things are good
Shows evidence
Hamilton will win
It is obvious
To everyone