I will be honest with you - the last week has not been very good for me and it is all the fault of Roland McFly. I will explain. I have still not recieved a reply from mr.Buba Obongo. I am 100% sure that he would love to transfer his millions to me, but because Roland McFly has been spreading lies again with his maximum of two loser buddies, he got scared for the moment. I knew that this mcfly guy was obsessed with me and prepared to do a lot to ruin my life, but this is more than I expected even from an obvious low-life loser like mcfly. But I am not giving up and I will fight for what is rightfully mine.
First thing tomorrow morning, I will go to court and ask for restraining order on Roland McFly and also sue him for 20 000 000 $ in damages. One of my buddies, who also thinks I am the funniest man alive, says that I have an open and shut winning case on my hand.

Secondly, I will go to Nigeria and try to personally talk to mr.Buba Obongo. I have no doubt we will clear up this mess and soon I will be very rich and writing/directing my own comedy show at broadway making millions and millions of dollars, whilst also designing new board games at the side.

Meanwhile, my wife has forced me to sleep in the doghouse for the last 2 days.


I needed cheering up, so I wrote some comedy to entertain the millions of readers of my blog and myself.

Forward everyone,
Ultra-smart people
Cars and also
Keyholes.

Youth-movement
Oh my god
Unhappy I am not.

Happy thoughts
And
Reindeers are
Very nice.

I have to stop now, because this is making me laugh very hard and I am beginning to think that my friends are right after all and I indeed am the funniest man alive.

Still waiting for the millions from Mr.Obongo

But he promised I will be getting them the moment I make another transfer of 2500$ to his bank account. I did not hesitate for a moment, this is a great opportunity and in the week I have known him through email talking, I have learnt to completely trust him.

So whilst I am getting closer and closer to getting millions of dollars in my bank account, I decided to write some brilliant comedy.

Magic drinking
By Harvey R. John

Short stories
that I write for living
often amuse everyone.
Be happy and
keep drinking champagne
It might turn into tea!!!

hahaha I am RICH!!!

Despite the fact that I have been blessed with good looks, high intelligence and great sense of humour, life has not always been good to me. People have been very jealous of my sense of humour and looks (roland Mcfly the loser for one). But finally luck has changed!!!
Some days ago I received an e-mail from a certain gentleman called Buba Obongo, who lives in Nigeria. He wants me to help manage his funds in Canada and there would be a really high amount of money in it for me, we are talking about millions of dollars in my pocket.
Who is the idiot now? Who has no sense of humour? Take that Mcfly you bitter loser. I will soon be writing comedy books and directing my own movies at cayman islands and making even more, and no jealous loser can hold me back anymore. How does it feel loser? That Mcfly man is unbelieveably bitter towards me.

Mr.Obongo only wants a 7500 dollar deposit to prove that I can be trusted and then it will be a done deal. Millionaire Harvey John. Sounds great, doesn`t it? I always thought it would be comedy writing that would make me a millionaire, now it seems that will instead make me a billionaire!
I have taken the money from the mutual bank account of my wife and I, but I have not told her anything yet as I want to surprise her.
Because soon I will be very rich, I have already ordered a new Maybach.

I am about to make the deposit.

The Future is looking very bright for Harvey John.