Despite the fact that I have been blessed with good looks, high intelligence and great sense of humour, life has not always been good to me. People have been very jealous of my sense of humour and looks (roland Mcfly the loser for one). But finally luck has changed!!!
Some days ago I received an e-mail from a certain gentleman called Buba Obongo, who lives in Nigeria. He wants me to help manage his funds in Canada and there would be a really high amount of money in it for me, we are talking about millions of dollars in my pocket.
Who is the idiot now? Who has no sense of humour? Take that Mcfly you bitter loser. I will soon be writing comedy books and directing my own movies at cayman islands and making even more, and no jealous loser can hold me back anymore. How does it feel loser? That Mcfly man is unbelieveably bitter towards me.
Mr.Obongo only wants a 7500 dollar deposit to prove that I can be trusted and then it will be a done deal. Millionaire Harvey John. Sounds great, doesn`t it? I always thought it would be comedy writing that would make me a millionaire, now it seems that will instead make me a billionaire!
I have taken the money from the mutual bank account of my wife and I, but I have not told her anything yet as I want to surprise her.
Because soon I will be very rich, I have already ordered a new Maybach.
I am about to make the deposit.
The Future is looking very bright for Harvey John.
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