I will be honest with you - the last week has not been very good for me and it is all the fault of Roland McFly. I will explain. I have still not recieved a reply from mr.Buba Obongo. I am 100% sure that he would love to transfer his millions to me, but because Roland McFly has been spreading lies again with his maximum of two loser buddies, he got scared for the moment. I knew that this mcfly guy was obsessed with me and prepared to do a lot to ruin my life, but this is more than I expected even from an obvious low-life loser like mcfly. But I am not giving up and I will fight for what is rightfully mine.
First thing tomorrow morning, I will go to court and ask for restraining order on Roland McFly and also sue him for 20 000 000 $ in damages. One of my buddies, who also thinks I am the funniest man alive, says that I have an open and shut winning case on my hand.

Secondly, I will go to Nigeria and try to personally talk to mr.Buba Obongo. I have no doubt we will clear up this mess and soon I will be very rich and writing/directing my own comedy show at broadway making millions and millions of dollars, whilst also designing new board games at the side.

Meanwhile, my wife has forced me to sleep in the doghouse for the last 2 days.


I needed cheering up, so I wrote some comedy to entertain the millions of readers of my blog and myself.

Forward everyone,
Ultra-smart people
Cars and also
Keyholes.

Youth-movement
Oh my god
Unhappy I am not.

Happy thoughts
And
Reindeers are
Very nice.

I have to stop now, because this is making me laugh very hard and I am beginning to think that my friends are right after all and I indeed am the funniest man alive.