I last communicated on this mighty popular blog almost a year ago, but dont worry fans, I had a good reason for not posting anything for such a period of time. Remember Buba Obongo? Well, after that idiot dirtbag Roland "I make up stories about ill relatives to gain sympathy and I am obsessed with Harvey John" McFly obviously made up lies about me to him, I had to fly to Nigeria to meet him in person and set things straight. But obviously McFly was more obsessed with me than I thought, he had even talked to people in Nigeria and hired people to kidnap me. So when I was met with 2 black gentlemen with the sign "Harvey John" at the airport, I obviously went to talk to them , but it turned out they were the hired guns of McFly. They kidnapped me and tied me up. Of course, the real Buba Obongo was probably hurt by McFly, possibly even killed (He hates me so much that he is willing to kill people to stop me from enjoying good luck) and could not meet me at the airport.
So yes, they tied me up. They refused to admit that McFly hired them, but I know that to be true. When I confronted them about it and asked them how much is McFly paying them, they were obviously prepared for it as they looked completely confused about what I said. So it is clear they were waiting for such a question. Jesus how I hate that McFly guy and his pathetic maximum 2 friends.
They demanded my wife pay them 500 $ for my release. But she did not have such cash and every one of my many friends (I reckon I have hundreds, if not thousands of friends) were in cash crisis and they could not come up with such money in the 4 months that I was a prisoner. I know they tried hard to come up with such money, because everyone respects me highly. But then my luck changed and they released me. And I know why. There is no reason to hide it. See, every day I was there I wrote some comedy and read it to my kidnappers. And after 4 months they could not put up with the guilt anymore. They understood that they are holding as a prisoner the greatest comedic talent of all times (my natural shyness and modesty doesnt allow me to state that fact often) and they decided to release me. The world needs my comedy at this hard time. They knew it, I know it, McFly knows it, everyone knows it.
So they released me after 4 months. They claimed it was due to the fact my wife could not come up with the money, but I know it to be a lie. It was due to my comedy talents.
But that was not the end of my adventure, but I will tell you about what happened then in due course. At the moment I just want to rest a bit, because big things are in store for Harvey John. Yep, big things. Something McFly will never achieve.
And now, to end things on a more positive note, some great comedy for you, millions of readers.
Months
By Harvey R.John.
January is followed by February
March is followed by April
May is followed by June
July is followed by August
September is followed by October
November is followed by December!!!
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Rolan McFly (if that's even a real name) is the piece of exrement that created this personal attacking blog, if you follow it, you are also attacking, and you are not human, it certainly never was.
I cannot believe a jerkbot would do this to anyone. How huge a coward is the rat that created this attack blog?
This stinks more than the rotten turd that created this attack blog
This blog is proof that Coward's hide all the time. The loser is personally claiming someone else wrote this. His ass better be willing to pay the lawsuit that gets filed by Google.
Only a dick with an inabilty to meet women would ever be so damn stupid as to think this would ever be taken as true to the person it claims to be. The tosser obviously has no life as all his "friends" are just as stupid.
Oh my God, but how this blog entry was horrific crap, just like the shit Harv writes in his books.
I had a friend ask me if they thought 3 Forces of Evil was worth reading, and I burst out laughing and said "Are you fucking kidding".
Anything written by that bald headed retard is at best only suitable for use to wipe your arse(assuming it is in print form and not digital)
In short, John Ross Harvey is small cocked homosexual of the worst kind, whilst Roland McFly is like a young Brad Pitt
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