Hello millions of friends!

I have not posted for a while, but there have been reasons for it - I have been working on my novel "Peace in World." Yes, 5 months of hard work. I even quit my new job (I cleaned toilets at the Town Hall) to concentrate on this book completely and worked on it at least 8-9 hours every day. What is this book (an obvious work of a genius) about? It is a brilliant story about how a Canadian man uses his brilliant mind to show the world how to achieve total world peace. Today I finished it and I am going to send it to a publisher soon (who no doubt will be thrilled). The book is 12 pages long and in very fine detail is explained how complete world peace can be achieved. This book will win me the Nobel Peace Prize and make me a richer man than Bill Gates (who I believe, will name the next Windows operating system in my honour as "Windows John").

You know how some people are insanely jealous of other people? Roland McDump is one of those people. Remember when I last talked about how I had sent my last book to a publisher. Well, I sent it four times, but not once did I get a reply. I now know the reason, I am sure that happened. Roland McFly hacked into their system and deleted my mails, so they could not see my superb and epic writing! He truly is a scumbag of the highest order. He will stand back at nothing to hurt me. Jealous loser.

I am a bit late with my mortgage payments, so I have to run to the bank later on. I devised this brilliant plan on how to get rich quickly, before the inevitable millions from my books will start rolling in. I will get a second loan, put it in the bank to gather interest and then pay the mortgage with the interest I am getting from my money! Brilliant plan and dare I say, it is just another proof that Roland Mcfly is my intellectual inferior. He could never come up with such a plan, because his mind is not as sharp as a knife, whereas mine is. I am cunning, I am clever, in short, I am a genius.

I actually have another great plan as well. That involves taking some personal belongings I have to the pawnshop, getting money from there, putting it in the bank to gather interest, then buying back the things from the pawnshop and being much richer due to the interest! I have to say that plan is even more brilliant than my other plans. I am sure my wife will be very excited when I tell her that. Lately she has been going out with this black gentleman who happens to be a Ferrari fan a lot, she says that they have business to discuss, I am sure it is about my birthday that I soon will have and she is planning to throw a big party for me.

Another great piece of news is that I am planning to run for Prime Minister of Canada in the next elections, soon I will publish my ideas on how to achieve a better world for everyone right here, on this blog. After that it will be Oprah, CNN, BBC. How are you going to stop me now, McDump, huh?
Round 1 for the good guys, round 1 for Harvey John

Long time no see!!!

Hello, my millions of fans! I know you have been missing my humour, so to make you all laugh until you cry I will write some comedy now. Enjoy, everyone does!

Breakfast
By Harvey R. John

Houses are nice
arent they?
but drinking tea
is better!!!


I am sure my millions of readers are wondering why this amazing piece of comedy was so short, but I will tell you - it is because I am keeping my material for a new book I am about to release.
Yes, I will release a book to satisfy the legions of fans I have. There is no reason to keep it a secret what the book is called. Yes, I will reveal the name now. It will be called... Fourth Force of Evil.
Yes, thats how it is called. It will mainly consist of my many wonderfully funny comedy shorts. I see no reason why this book will not win me a nobel prize in literature ( I intend to win the Nobel peace prize with my next book - Peace in World). But yes, I expect millions will buy this book and it will in no time be in more homes than the bible is. I have sent the transcript to a publisher and I am expecting a contract worth maybe 600 millions dollars, possibly more (I am worth more and so is the book). I am so sure of the success of my book I quit my job at McDonalds yesterday and ordered for a new Maybach.


Now there have been vicious rumours about me by the person who hates me the most - Roland McFly. McFly with his maximum of two friends have been sending abuse reports about me and complaining about me everywhere, saying I am somehow related to the site http://threeforcesofevil.blogspot.com/

This is a vicious lie, I have nothing to do with that site and I believe roland mcfly is behind that unfunny site. That site is a pathetic attempt at degrading me and trying to ruin my reputation with amazingly unfunny attempts at comedy. Just look at how unfunny it is. Why is this nonsense tolerated? Why hasnt that site been closed down already? I will report it for abuse at once and I will not stop before that site has been closed down forever.
Why does this man keep stalking me with his two friends? For years he has been abusing me simply because I am a funnier man than he is and I dared to stand up to his violent tendencies (I was the only one). Will he never stop? Thankfully I am a bigger man than he is and I am above such petty hate, eventhough it is obvious McFly is a cockroach and a felon.

When I release my book and make hundreds of billions of dollars, McFly will still be sitting at his computer and wondering why his life is a failure, while I am the funniest man alive, in addition to being the best selling author of all times. Then who will be laughing? My millions of fans, I tell you.