Long time no see!!!

Hello, my millions of fans! I know you have been missing my humour, so to make you all laugh until you cry I will write some comedy now. Enjoy, everyone does!

Breakfast
By Harvey R. John

Houses are nice
arent they?
but drinking tea
is better!!!


I am sure my millions of readers are wondering why this amazing piece of comedy was so short, but I will tell you - it is because I am keeping my material for a new book I am about to release.
Yes, I will release a book to satisfy the legions of fans I have. There is no reason to keep it a secret what the book is called. Yes, I will reveal the name now. It will be called... Fourth Force of Evil.
Yes, thats how it is called. It will mainly consist of my many wonderfully funny comedy shorts. I see no reason why this book will not win me a nobel prize in literature ( I intend to win the Nobel peace prize with my next book - Peace in World). But yes, I expect millions will buy this book and it will in no time be in more homes than the bible is. I have sent the transcript to a publisher and I am expecting a contract worth maybe 600 millions dollars, possibly more (I am worth more and so is the book). I am so sure of the success of my book I quit my job at McDonalds yesterday and ordered for a new Maybach.


Now there have been vicious rumours about me by the person who hates me the most - Roland McFly. McFly with his maximum of two friends have been sending abuse reports about me and complaining about me everywhere, saying I am somehow related to the site http://threeforcesofevil.blogspot.com/

This is a vicious lie, I have nothing to do with that site and I believe roland mcfly is behind that unfunny site. That site is a pathetic attempt at degrading me and trying to ruin my reputation with amazingly unfunny attempts at comedy. Just look at how unfunny it is. Why is this nonsense tolerated? Why hasnt that site been closed down already? I will report it for abuse at once and I will not stop before that site has been closed down forever.
Why does this man keep stalking me with his two friends? For years he has been abusing me simply because I am a funnier man than he is and I dared to stand up to his violent tendencies (I was the only one). Will he never stop? Thankfully I am a bigger man than he is and I am above such petty hate, eventhough it is obvious McFly is a cockroach and a felon.

When I release my book and make hundreds of billions of dollars, McFly will still be sitting at his computer and wondering why his life is a failure, while I am the funniest man alive, in addition to being the best selling author of all times. Then who will be laughing? My millions of fans, I tell you.