Hello millions of friends!

I have not posted for a while, but there have been reasons for it - I have been working on my novel "Peace in World." Yes, 5 months of hard work. I even quit my new job (I cleaned toilets at the Town Hall) to concentrate on this book completely and worked on it at least 8-9 hours every day. What is this book (an obvious work of a genius) about? It is a brilliant story about how a Canadian man uses his brilliant mind to show the world how to achieve total world peace. Today I finished it and I am going to send it to a publisher soon (who no doubt will be thrilled). The book is 12 pages long and in very fine detail is explained how complete world peace can be achieved. This book will win me the Nobel Peace Prize and make me a richer man than Bill Gates (who I believe, will name the next Windows operating system in my honour as "Windows John").

You know how some people are insanely jealous of other people? Roland McDump is one of those people. Remember when I last talked about how I had sent my last book to a publisher. Well, I sent it four times, but not once did I get a reply. I now know the reason, I am sure that happened. Roland McFly hacked into their system and deleted my mails, so they could not see my superb and epic writing! He truly is a scumbag of the highest order. He will stand back at nothing to hurt me. Jealous loser.

I am a bit late with my mortgage payments, so I have to run to the bank later on. I devised this brilliant plan on how to get rich quickly, before the inevitable millions from my books will start rolling in. I will get a second loan, put it in the bank to gather interest and then pay the mortgage with the interest I am getting from my money! Brilliant plan and dare I say, it is just another proof that Roland Mcfly is my intellectual inferior. He could never come up with such a plan, because his mind is not as sharp as a knife, whereas mine is. I am cunning, I am clever, in short, I am a genius.

I actually have another great plan as well. That involves taking some personal belongings I have to the pawnshop, getting money from there, putting it in the bank to gather interest, then buying back the things from the pawnshop and being much richer due to the interest! I have to say that plan is even more brilliant than my other plans. I am sure my wife will be very excited when I tell her that. Lately she has been going out with this black gentleman who happens to be a Ferrari fan a lot, she says that they have business to discuss, I am sure it is about my birthday that I soon will have and she is planning to throw a big party for me.

Another great piece of news is that I am planning to run for Prime Minister of Canada in the next elections, soon I will publish my ideas on how to achieve a better world for everyone right here, on this blog. After that it will be Oprah, CNN, BBC. How are you going to stop me now, McDump, huh?
Round 1 for the good guys, round 1 for Harvey John